Members-only weekly arcade. New mutator every Monday. Winner takes the prize — check #announcements for this week's stakes.
Pro tip: click and hold to steer the cow with way more accuracy — the up/down arrows suck.
Paste it in #show-off. Highest verified score when the week rolls over wins.
Fly the cow. Dodge the demon glyphs. Grab gold — each nugget is worth 50. Three hearts, then it's over. Arrow keys / WASD, or drag on touch.
The Pit reshuffles itself weekly — speed, demon density, and gold drought all shift. Same week, same Pit, for everyone. Fair fight.
Whatever leadership dreams up — "Clan Leader for 24 Hours" has been threatened. Post your score card in #show-off before Monday to enter.